sphincter finger

The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar

I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.

Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter

by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011

sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

by Lee The King December 9, 2008

sphinkter

the fictional 80's band as portrayed by the Backstreet Boys in their music video for the song "Just Want You To Know"

medical terminology defines the group of muscles near the central anus as something quite different than it is to the american youth these days. Today we will document the addiction to this anatomically correct heavy metal band
SPHINKTER!!!

by BSBfan87 September 14, 2005

sphincter infantry

the pubic hair that is around ones asshole

Damnit it hurts to pluck sphincter infantry!!

by JohncashwithanAK September 10, 2005