sphincter thump

The Sphincter Thump is a more humane / less illegal derivative of the Donkey Punch. While fuck'in Doggy Style the man reaches down and thumps the woman’s anus as hard as he can with a flick of his finger. The reaction is that the woman tenses up and greatly enhances the mans climax. (*Note the most effective thump is to bend ones middle finger back using the thumb on the same hand. Once cocked aim for the Brown Eye and let it fly).

Do you want all the benefits of a Donkey Punch without the trip to jail and rape investigation? Then try the smart man's way to muscle seizing pleasure, the Sphincter Thump.

by WCC September 6, 2008

Sphincting

This is the act of pulling a chick's (or a dude's, if you're into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy butt sex. After a chick has been spincted, she'll have to wear Depends, for sure.

SPHINCTING...
"Wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?"
"Cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the shit outta me!"

"Man, it sure smells like shit in here!"
"That's me. I got sphincted last night, and now there's no difference between a deuce and a fart."

by David Isaacs and David McCracken, Mayors of... April 14, 2008

sphincter

one of a cult of homosexual Egyptians who worship the Sphinx

"He ain't no jehovah, he's a sphincter"

by Chip Assman April 28, 2003

sphincter sailsman

a man who takes it in his pooper

that man was a sphincter sailsman(queer)

by john jizzle February 7, 2007

sphinctercizing

The act of flexing spincter muscles to keep your butthole tight.

Austin was exhausted after 20 minutes of sphinctercizing.

Austin and Justin sprinctercize 3 times a week to keep their buttholes nice and tight to prevent a pink sock.

by Rockaway Gang July 23, 2010

crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.

i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.

by big balls ben May 15, 2010

Sphinkter Busters

Sphinkter Busters are large fingers from a large hand capable of causing serious damage to ones rectum

"Check out that guys hands, hes got total sphinkter busters"

by kevtherev April 24, 2010