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Football soldier

An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.
Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers

Bob is a football soldier
by Sanctuum December 2, 2020
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grumpy soldier

mixing a line of cocaine with molly (ecstacy) and snorting them together.
i did so many grumpy soldiers last night, i'm pretty sure i have damage brain.
by harry deepwood May 10, 2010
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Dream Soldier

by dream soldier October 21, 2020
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Black soldier

Black soldier is hair on the lower parts such as ass or balls.
Did you showed you'r black soldiers?
by samkopro12 December 31, 2021
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Butterfly Soldier

A gorgeous blonde girl from Wrexham in the heart of North Wales, flapping about like a butterfly.
Did you see that butterfly soldier, shes loads better than a buffalo soldier.
by comedycircuit September 5, 2018
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soldier's joy

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.
"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"
by MKat512 February 26, 2018
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Soldier Hating.

Soldier hating is when one goes against or dislikes everything a person does for no reason.
by hitmannn July 16, 2023
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