1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
by mistersalamander July 30, 2023
Get the wisconsin sober mug.Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).
Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.
Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.
1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.
by gigiti April 1, 2021
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One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022
Get the Uncle Al Sober mug.The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R January 5, 2009
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Get the Sober as a rock mug.1.Adj. The act of not doing homework for a certain period of time, usually resulting in the failing of your class courses.
Dude#1: Hey man did you the biology homework i need to copy it.
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............
by Turnupdafunk April 21, 2010
Get the Homework Sober mug.While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
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