Swiddle swaddle

A unit of measurement, in regards to how much one can fit inside ones foreskin.

"I can fit about a dollar .25 in quarters in my swiddle swaddle."
Oh wow..."
"Yeah, that's what I said when I tried to make it a dollar fifty I quarters."

by Timma366 December 28, 2024

swidie

known as the menos

i hate the fat menos swidie

by uniteuniteddd January 20, 2025

SWID

Acronym for “Superior White Illinois Dick”. It’s a term used by Illinois-based White supremacists and neo nazis to describe the penis of a “pure Aryan” citizen of Illinois. One may most commonly encounter this term in niche Discord servers housing terminally online gooners, actual racists and/or people who have never felt the touch of a woman.

Person 1: “‘Sup, I’m a blue eyed, blond white guy from Illinois.”
Person 2: “Okay, didn’t ask.”
Person 1: “Suck my SWID, you Untermensch! >:(“

by The True League of Nations April 1, 2025

Smidging

Small midge - u get the idea, but not the full picture

You have a smidge of an Idea man, you havent got on the full on tea yet, cause you been smidging.

by Ayve July 29, 2025

smid

abbreviation for "smidiot" which means someone who thinks they are intelligent but they are stupid.

stop being such a smid

by peter hart August 18, 2025

Big Smidge

Not a tad bit. But not alot. Kinda in the middle.
-Kaniya J.
A rapper from London

You didn't close my door. You left a big smidge

by Oofoofwoofoofdoof June 12, 2018

Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.

Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018