the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara

screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby

by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

Javi Sloppy

The act of being sloppy when highly intoxicated ultimately leading in physical damage to ones body. I.e. Broken bones or Fractures

Friend - "Don't get Javi sloppy now, can't have nobody getting hurt on this trip"

Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"

by CompaChris August 6, 2019

Sloppy mcdouble

When you need a ride home and just have a enough for a McDouble. So you get a McDouble with extra ketchup and blow someone with a McDouble in your mouth.

Hey I'll trade you a sloppy McDouble for a ride home

by Teemunny April 23, 2018

sloppy nob

When yo girl suck so hard you jizz in her mouf and she spit it on yo nob

Girl you trippin you gave me sloppy nob

by Grandmas cookie November 17, 2016

sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.

After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.

"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."

by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011