Simoniaphobia

when somone is scared of a person called Simon

Oh No! I have simoniaphobia and i am scared of you Simon!

by Simoniaphobia February 27, 2023

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

don simon

Cannabis, also known as marijuana,weed, bud, sticky icky among many other names, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or for medicinal purposes.

Feelin' some don simon?

Smoked some don simon last night, it was the shit.

by Naggers_faggers June 10, 2011

jay simmons

A boy that uses girls and turns them to hoes in a lickidy split!

Jay Simmons likes blow jobs.

by shittytittymo December 17, 2017

Maddie Simmons

Maddie is a beautiful girl with a great personality. She is socially awkward, and has alot of problems that people don't know about. Everyone except her can see how goregous and funny and stunning she is, except her. She has trust issues but is a great person if you get to know her. She is a good girl with many struggles.

"Wow, look at how stunning that girl is." "That's Maddie Simmons."

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Ben simmons

(v .)Passing a wide open layup

I ben simmons'd a fucking layup

by anonymous November 23, 2021

wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021