shia lebeouf

The man who just does it.
The man you run from.
The man who is no longer famous.
The man whose name is misspelled in this very definition. He's right behind you right now, run for your life.

Run for your life from shia lebeouf! Why are you wondering why his name isn't capitalized!? Just run! And do it!

by Rolling thunder December 10, 2015

Shepards Pie

A girl who wipes back to front and leaves crusties (feces and toilet paper)on her menstruating vagina. Abbreviation: Shep

I ate some Shepards Pie last night and it was good.

by Lincoln McPhersen October 17, 2004

Shia Surprise

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask

"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"

by waking someone up by ejaculati May 30, 2015

Shia LaDouche

Videotape your parents fucking while smoking an assload of weed. Once they're asleep, jack off to the tape then sneak into their room and cum on your mother's back. Superman 'dat ho!

There wasn't anything going on Friday night, so I stayed in and pulled a Shia LaDouche.

by Krazy Kurtis June 12, 2009

Matthew Shepard

The greatest Commander in the galaxy.

Matthew Shepard should go.

by PoeticPhoenixSR2 January 27, 2014

shia labeouf

The worst excuse for an actor that has ever disgraced the screen. Can also be used to describe especially ugly or repulsive individuals

1.Hey did you see that new movie that actor was a total Shia Labeouf

2. ewww never speak to me again you Shia Labeouf

by sizzlemizzle February 29, 2008

Shia Labeouf

Oh baby, oh baby! Let's make some edible bikinis now come on! Now doesn't that taste good.

Shia Shaide LaBeouf is a hottie. LOL

by Laurie "Loveable Laurie Baby" October 13, 2003