Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.

"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."

by Debagio74 September 10, 2022

chucked the shits

An Australian term meaning to throw a tantrum, get upset, or over react to something.

Or in other terms "chuck a wobbly", "cracking the shits", "spat the dummy".

"Dad really chucked the shits when he found out I took his car last night!"

"Better clean that up before Mum sees it, or she'll really chuck the shits!"

by Sailorsblue May 25, 2016

beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

shits and giggles

just for fun, a little kick in the pants

Let's go put a flaming bag of shit on Mr.Henderson's doorstep, ya know, just for Shits and giggles!

by SHIT MAN December 16, 2002

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

shits me

aussie slang for annoyed, mad or being pissed off

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

by shaggyist July 25, 2010

Coffee Shits

When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.

Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.

You're so gonna get coffee shits later.

by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010