Shitty Twat

A female who wipes back to front.

Becca has a shitty twat!

by Randy Kitchens September 12, 2004

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

shitty state

a state which is very slow and everything about it sucks.

pennsylvania is a really shitty state.

by Billybobpatrioticpride August 15, 2006

shitty mess

just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.

junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.

by viciousk March 13, 2008

shitty booty

You smell likeshit or you musty

stfu with yo shitty bootyass

by players guide March 3, 2017

shitty yamaguchi

The act of having 2 other people defecate in a shower stall, and then stepping on each turd and sliding around like a figure skater. Popularized by Hinder guitarist Joe "blower" Garvey, as told to the world by Staind vocalist Aaron Lewis.

What do you get when you combine poop, a shower and figure skating? Shitty Yamaguchi.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 20, 2019

Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011