Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
Get the Semen Swindlermug. by THE DEAN22 February 9, 2012
Get the semen demonmug. when a girl, or perhaps a gay dude, really really want to get some dick. Also this word is a synonym of gagging for it.
by MicahG5 September 15, 2004
Get the steamin' for semenmug. by Aftershave June 16, 2007
Get the screaming for semenmug. A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.
"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)
by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006
Get the Semen Sautéemug. 1) More severe than bull shit. 2) A way of expressing how wrong something is when no other word seems to fit. See also shananagins
by S3H November 2, 2008
Get the Bull Semenmug. by chewy1112 January 26, 2017
Get the bull semenmug.