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Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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Security Forces Leadership

The reason ACAB is a thing. Security Forces Leadership is known far and wide in The United States Air Force for being the worst type of people to deal with. Often abusing subordinates and their spouses alike. Always envoke article 31 anytime you speak with them
Person A: "That person stabbed me in the back. "
Person B: " Yeah, that's Security Forces Leadership"
by Disgruntled VCO December 9, 2023
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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018
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pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.
Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!
by geweyn August 17, 2023
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Secure

insurance, specifically life insurance.
John felt relieved after knowing that he had purchased life insurance, knowing that his family will be financially secure in the event of his premature death.
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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