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Anal cavity search
What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.
Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
Anal cavity search by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
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Creeple Search
The act of creepily searching and researching every bit of the life of someone you sort of vaguely know.
Colin: Hey, I found Johnny's swipe card on the ground. What should I do with it?
Groover: Did you creeple search them yet?
Colin: Not yet. I was hoping to use one of the meal swipes first before I returned it.
Groover: Did you creeple search them yet?
Colin: Not yet. I was hoping to use one of the meal swipes first before I returned it.
Creeple Search by Longdong Silver September 21, 2013
Garfield: The Search For Pooky
Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
Garfield: The Search For Pooky by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021
ego search
When someone who has low self-esteem or no confidence takes 3 years of vacation traveling the world to find himself. They usually find their ego and come back with a huge attitude.
'Jon went egosearching last year and now his balls are fat as shit!'
'If Carol wasn't such a stupid twat, I'd suggest she ego-search, but the dumb cunt would probably get lost.'
'If Carol wasn't such a stupid twat, I'd suggest she ego-search, but the dumb cunt would probably get lost.'
ego search by AuntieKweeph July 11, 2004
Pad Search
To pat ones self down in search of a note pad.
Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.
Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.
In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.
It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.
Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.
Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.
Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.
In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.
It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.
Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.
"I had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. I forgot what I said that was so funny last night"
Pad Search by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
E.V.O Search For Eden
The best fucking game on the super nintendo
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
E.V.O Search For Eden by Mr.SexInUpTheLadiesGuy98 May 20, 2010