ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 01, 2010

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Nick Scratch

Noun--One who seeks the truth by playing devil's advocate. A cutting and acerbic wit. Particularly, one who uses facts and reason to expose the illogic and factually fraudulent fanaticism of extremists. From the combination of old New England slang terms for the devil ("Old Nick," "Mr. Scratch," etc.) and the idea of sharp and cutting wit "nicking" and "scratching" the intellectual dullness of the pointless but persistent political extremists.

Matt: Did you read that latest series of lies from Ted? Pure paleo-con palaver.

Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.

Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.

by Randy Goodman June 20, 2006

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Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 11, 2004

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nigger scratch

for the most part accidental but a painful scratch by a black person's fingernail. This is assuming the stereotype that all black people have slightly long finger nails. Most commonly done in sports or in any activity in company of a black person.

Man! The nigger scratch I got in the pick up basketball game burns!

We were passing some papers around in class today, and when Fred passed the papers back to me he nigger scratched my eye.

by notorious sav January 26, 2011

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