scooter

a closet tran-sexual who gets pissed over old videos, and gets his friends to talk shit about peoples unborn children.

why do you have to call 20 of your friends??? don't be a scooter.

by tha realest nigger April 6, 2010

Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.

Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.

by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009

Scotters

1. A person with a large booty.
2. A thing that is likely to break or fall to pieces; explode; kaboom.
3. A person who is sticky; gooey; brownies.

"That Scotters is a hot piece of ass!"

by Vincible January 17, 2009

the scooter gang

a bunch of 16 yr olds from the sutherland shire who ride razor scooters to partys

robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd

by robw91 October 21, 2007

wool scooter

Female genital. Synonym for vagina or pussy.

Dude #1 : Do you take the train or bus home?
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!

by Paul Roux October 24, 2007

DUI scooter

The scooter or moped you get when after you get a DUI and loose your license.

Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?

by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009