Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger's Cage provides an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
by Rataray February 04, 2024
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schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
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Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game
Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game
by TheDrunkestUncle February 27, 2024
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schrödinger’s orgasm

when you start a new antidepressant and don’t know if you’re going to be able to have an orgasm or not, and are too afraid to find out.
I started effexor and at this point my ability to have an orgasm is like Schrödinger’s Orgasm.
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?
by Spifficus October 17, 2022
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Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.
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Schrödinger's 17

When an attractive person’s age is unknown but probably 17 or 18, they can be referred to as Schrödinger's 17. This means they’re assumed to be simultaneously underage and of age, and that for the sake of safety one should round down and not flirt with them just to be safe.

Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
Idk man she’s really pretty but I don’t wanna flirt with her until I’m sure she’s old enough. I’m not tryna catch a case.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
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