Schindor

A Norse God. Schindor was the Norse god of amazingly enormous penis's. Schindor's shenanigans got him into big trouble with Odin, and was banished to earth to live out his life in Canada

"Did you see that guy with the penis? i think he was a descendant of Schindor"

by Ubibubbaganoosh October 20, 2009

schlank

This word was pioneered by the infamous Brisbane suburban renegade "Hippy". This wretched vagrant and his frankly criminal exploits all over the suburbs these past few years has seen the slow spread of the term in the nomenclature of Brisbane's youth.

What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all.

The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences.

Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.

"Oi what up mad dog you wanna get on the schlank tonight or wat?"

"Those pills any good cunt?"
...
diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked"

While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"

by fulljackbarry August 27, 2010

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

schinineys

holy crap, shit, yikes

"Look at the size of that dog....schinineys!"

by Kimmisme December 18, 2011

schain dolan

Let's just say that this word means, "big". You could use this word to describe something the word, "Spencer Sands" doesn't have.

Wow! You are a Schain dolan man!

by BigWeiner69 May 27, 2014

schlieffen

(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute

Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."

Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."

Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"

Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."

by yargenhargen July 3, 2014

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016