schizosexual

noun - a person who alternately switches between homosexual and heterosexual orientation over a period of time. Not the same as a bisexual, who has a long term attraction to both sexes. Schizosexuals are normally bi-curious females who can't decide what they want.

Schizosexual: "OMG!! Thinking about Dane gets me so wet!"
Female Bisexual: "You know Dane rams men's bottoms right?"
Schizosexual: "Do you think he will ram mine?"
Female Bisexual: "You're not a man, and I thought you were gay anyway?"
Schizosexual: "Nah. Tits don't do it for me anymore. I need a nice, big cock inside me."
Female Bisexual: "Nice."
Schizosexual: "Hey, you wanna come up for a night cap?"

by SafferRoach September 2, 2011

schizoid

Schizophrenic. Deluded. Nuts. Whacko.

Ever since he got stung on the scrotum, my dog goes schizoid every time he sees a bee.

by Flyin' Brian September 10, 2005

schizophrenia

megan...what a possum

she talks and talks and talks about nonsense to her imagionary friends. sometimes i get the feeling she is really trying to communicate with me...it is so eerie...unsettling...

by The Kit October 8, 2004

Schizoid

A person with schizophrenia

(or someone taking delusional)

“i saw peter griffen from fortnite”
“shut up schizoid”

by kingrayden105 November 13, 2022

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004

schizophreneticism

omg look at u, wut a luzr

Hi I'm Erin and my name is Schizophreneticism

by Waltr January 10, 2004

schizzlenuts

The sweat that gathers and drips from between the cheeks of the buttocks

O man i got the massive schizzlenuts!!!!

by sweet leif July 29, 2009