pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.

"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."

by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Sheila Sledga

A Boddington, Western Australia term, designed to describe the act of owning a multiple-posted bull bar. Bull bars that are heavier duty than the standard ARB and have more than four upright posts as part of their construction. The requirement to be a "Sheila Sledga", is to be manufactured of steel and be able to completely wipe out a woman's existence.

"That big dawg Taliban Tan 79 has a real Sheila Sledga on the front, hope a girl gets minced like a chicken in that"
"Fat bitch deserves be hit by a Sheila Sledga"
"I Hope that lanky fuck Conrad gets thrown into my sheila sledga at max pace"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

olde time sledding

A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.

The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"

by bonaduce January 22, 2011

Suit your sled

Canadian turn on the phrase "Suit your self", used by those seeking more purpose in life and who have decided that they've got better things to do then deal with your shit

Person 1: You should get some sleep

Person 2: Can't, too much work
Person 1: *sigh* suit your sled

by Hurricane Danny March 30, 2015

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016