Sausage Shuffle

When a man shakes his flaccid penis around the screen while on webcam.

Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.

by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012

sausage fart

A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy

"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"

by TrashyDankStank March 2, 2015

Sausage King

A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.

Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)

I don't wanna be the sausage king! aaaah sausage!

by icarusinmyblood August 6, 2011

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

Sausage Cottage

A vagina.

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.

by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016