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Sammich

A delicious feast between two slices of bread, most preferably made by a woman.
Woman! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
by mble May 13, 2010
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sammich

When a guy creams between a girl named Sammi's pussy lips and then eats it up.
I ate that shit up. 'Twas the best sammich ever.
by sammichmachine August 3, 2010
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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.
SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.
by Ben4545 August 14, 2006
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sammie'd

taking in a large consumption of alcohol in a short period of time. symptoms include foaming from the mouth excess vomiting and sometimes even self induced pain.
i was tryna get a bop so i got this bitch drunk but she drank too much and got sammie'd and got alcohol poisening ):
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sammich

a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 May 10, 2011
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Sammie

A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".

A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
by SquishyUK January 17, 2010
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