Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams
by FCDubbs August 25, 2022
Get the Salmon Clamsmug. Aaron: "Woah dudes, gotta watch out for that cunnilingus of the butthole."
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"
by SloZZilla March 6, 2018
Get the Salmon Sandwhichmug. When you are having vaginal sex with a woman and you are about to ejaculate but you surprisingly stick a salmon from the Yukon territories in her anus as soon as you cum.
by patrick stewart’s ass March 27, 2021
Get the Whitehorse Salmonmug. A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.
'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
by Tund March 6, 2008
Get the Salmon Tearsmug. Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the toilet salmonmug. A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.
by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016
Get the Sex salmonmug. when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon
*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
by anonymous December 1, 2020
Get the stinky salmonmug.