Mount De Sales

Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.

Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-

by ISMELLSIN March 9, 2022

sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.

"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."

by adecasp January 15, 2011

jumble sale kid

A child that is wearing clothes that do not go together. Or clothes that have been thrown on with no care in the world to what they might look like.

What a odd pairing of clothes, doesn't she look like a jumble sale kid.

by Deirdrew April 12, 2017

Guatemalan bake sale

(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.

Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!

by The Geographer January 4, 2005

Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

by alienevil June 11, 2009

Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp

Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!

by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008

mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.

"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"

by Former student '05 May 3, 2005