Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.

We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.

by Solomon June 19, 2006

Sausage Rumbler

When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.

Dude i did her up the butt last night and she gave me a sausage rumbler. It felt pretty damn good.

by tbona July 12, 2009

Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.

That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.

by johnson freebone November 30, 2009

Sausage Fest

a party upon which the the man to women ratio is 6:1 or greater

Did you go to Jakes party last night?
For a minute, but i left because it was a total sausage fest

by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007

sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

by Sarah and Lauren October 18, 2004

sausage fest

any environment in which males far outnumber females; the Internet, for instance, is a sausage fest

Don't waste your money on online personal ads. All those Web pages make lots of promises but they're all sausage fests, with 98% or more of their users horny desperate men just like you. If you spend money on an ad, you're a hell of a lot more likely to hear from gay men than from women.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 24, 2003