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Sausage Shuffle

When a man shakes his flaccid penis around the screen while on webcam.
Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.
by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012
mugGet the Sausage Shufflemug.

Sausage King

A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.

Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)
by icarusinmyblood August 6, 2011
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sausage fart

A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy
"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"
by TrashyDankStank March 2, 2015
mugGet the sausage fartmug.

sausage jockey

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!
by john May 14, 2003
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Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!
by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019
mugGet the Louisiana sausagemug.

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages
Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'
by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020
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sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.
Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
mugGet the sausage in breadmug.

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