Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.
Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?
Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare
Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare
by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010
Get the Relationship Welfaremug. Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.
"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016
Get the Relationship P45mug. by jakesgreat01 February 1, 2021
Get the toxic relationshipmug. I want to be with you, but I just don't want a binding relationship, because I'm going to college soon.
by Maddymk August 8, 2016
Get the Binding relationshipmug. A relationship where the couple dated for a few weeks or days. It lasts for a few weeks, maximum 2 or 3 months.
Person 1: I really liked them, but it was a MySpace relationship..
Person 2: A what?
Person 3: It lasted a few weeks, we dated for like 4 days.
Person 2: Sad.
Person 2: A what?
Person 3: It lasted a few weeks, we dated for like 4 days.
Person 2: Sad.
by VJH August 6, 2012
Get the MySpace relationshipmug. 1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.
2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".
These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".
These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.
by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014
Get the textual relationshipmug. community seperate from LGBT that breaks the traditional heteronormativity in relationships; antithesis of the nuclear family
by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021
Get the relationship anarchymug.