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Optical rectumitis

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis
by Big huff February 24, 2024
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rectum resuscitation

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.
by PuddinPack July 6, 2016
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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
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Mt St Rectum Eruption

A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.
After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
by Headshok1962 July 3, 2025
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Rectum Reload

A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.
Me and my buddy are playing Rectum Reload at the crib.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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Rectum Ranger

Really energetic nature applicants (R,E,N,A)
There is a Rectum Ranger in the woods over there
by Wack tush June 24, 2019
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born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
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