rectum resuscitation

Farting into another butt

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.

by PuddinPack March 28, 2016

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 25, 2024

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 02, 2004

rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Runny rectum

When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt

Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum

by Papichulo4 December 05, 2019

Rattling rectum

A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.

(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night

by HungryGINGY November 13, 2018