rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass
that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.
by jefbenet November 06, 2003
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rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.
joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.
by earpuller May 10, 2006
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Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape December 09, 2005
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rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body
Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.
by Lana Deebs May 22, 2011
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Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
by Dockalicious May 20, 2009
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