A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
by ma02rc February 27, 2025
A description of the defense mechanism in which an individual of the female sex inserts a sharp razor object into her vagina.
That woman has a razor-gina.
by Bob2026 February 15, 2025
When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.
by Squirtle yum yum November 23, 2016
John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.
A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?
B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.
B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.
by GQFez October 13, 2022
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.
So he has a fat cock?
What? How did you know?
Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.
It's not the big fat cock though....
Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.
It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!
Well, Cockam would disagree.
So he has a fat cock?
What? How did you know?
Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.
It's not the big fat cock though....
Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.
It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!
Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
An incredibly sexy person. Listens to the best music ever. Wanted to be crowned king of the world by most.
by Razor Wyre December 16, 2003