by Schweaty Minge July 03, 2003
A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
by Dick Shanary February 27, 2009
by CUT THE CHEESE December 14, 2004
Nothing to do with chinese food but whne u have nothing else to say and your in a croud of people and want to make yourself look "funny" yell it out at the top of your lungs.
by Hayze March 26, 2003
That really painful chaffing that you get often after a day at the beach, when sand gets caught between your thigh and your boardshorts
Beachgoer 1: Mate I have fuken boardshort rash again!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!
by Bulbo November 20, 2007
A vaginal disease (STI) can usually always be placed in the catagory of "Batty Rash" Batty meaning vagina, and the rash meaning crabs / impatigo / herpes etc.
can also be used in facial rashes too like colesaws, being lead to believe oral sex has being performed on a Rashed Batty spreading to the face.
can also be used in facial rashes too like colesaws, being lead to believe oral sex has being performed on a Rashed Batty spreading to the face.
Dan: "Liam whats that on your arm?"
Liam: "Oh i have excema on it mate."
Dan: "Looks like youve been fisting a lass with Batty Rash"
Liam: "cheers pal"
Liam: "Oh i have excema on it mate."
Dan: "Looks like youve been fisting a lass with Batty Rash"
Liam: "cheers pal"
by meaty-crease April 20, 2011
From the language coined at Staffordshire University; A word to describe something negative, replaces usual swear words with something more acceptable in public while remaining somewhat strange yet usable.
by saucehair March 12, 2011