Rachel

Someone so fabulous that she could entirely devour your soul by her kindness.

The intrigued man: Tell me how Rachel is?

The passionate answer: She is like a sickness and its cure together.

by Wilfred of Ivanhoe November 3, 2017

Rachel

Rachel Is a big Fat white nasty smelling Fat bitch she takes people off the schedule with her trifling dirty white racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch

this is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling that bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white Racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch!!!

by The slash slinging hash or February 19, 2020

Rachel

Rachel is owa owa

person 1: owa owa
person 2: WHAT DID U SAY? RACHEL?
person 1: yes

by owa owa is my idol February 27, 2021

Rachel

She is hilarious, always knows how to make a room laugh. She is quite the fashionista, not all looks were the best suit for her but she has it under control now. She loves warm weather or things that remind her of it. Such as Mexican men named Alex and the drink Malibu.

"Wow you are so funny, you know just what to say to make my abs hurt. You must be a Rachel."

by Sadie Hopkins November 20, 2017

Rachel

A Rachel is your best friend. She makes you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants. She’s your partner in crime, and the one you call when you’re about to cry. Rachel is a firecracker, and she doesn’t take shit from anyone. Rachel flirts with bartenders a LOT. She’s GORGEOUS, but she’s not stuck-up about it. There is never a dull moment when Rachel is around.

When I was six years old, I met the best friend of my life. Her name is Rachel.

by ForestFairy March 19, 2022

Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.

This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around

by Injek shun January 12, 2019