cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015

Raccoon King

A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.

i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.

by Raccoon King 123 June 17, 2022

raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.

Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.

by Txft June 18, 2020

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 19, 2021