Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
Get the Russian raccoonmug. The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
Get the Raccoons at a Ravemug. 1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025
Get the Raccoon Trapmug. Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. Rileigh is beautiful mine she is loyal she is everything she's beautiful no one needs her but me no one can have her but me so all tall back off from my Rileigh
by Raccoonlover66 March 7, 2019
Get the Rileigh(Raccoon)mug. Like an emo cat boy
Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation
Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate
Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation
Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate
by Drillsharkprince November 4, 2021
Get the Raccoon boymug. by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022
Get the Raccoonmug.