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Rabbit Ears Being Lazy

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.
I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."
by TreeBaby September 22, 2013
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stick rabbit

The male equivalent of a puck bunny or any male who watches hockey just to look at the players or cheerleaders. He couldn't care less about the score, he's just there for some eye candy.
Man, Harry is such a stick rabbit. All he does is look at Cam Ward because he thinks he's hot.
by iepicusername June 21, 2012
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killer rabbit

The mammal that eats the mailman delivering your mail. Most active on Wednesday.
Commonly referred in myths as Kar.
Mailmain:*Walks up to mailbox*
"OH SHAT! IT'S KILLER RABBIT"
Killer Rabbit:*eats mailman*
by Juan Jon Von May 8, 2016
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Peter Rabbit

Peter Rabbit is a well loved television, movie and book character created by well known author— Beatrix Potter. The books are based for younger children, but all ages can (and do!) read these sweet and innocent books.
Teacher) What’s your fave book?
Cool kids— It, The Shining, what’s a book?
Me) Peter Rabbit!
Whole class snigger
by I can’t spell April 5, 2020
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Shoot the rabbit

Going to pee. Especially when doing it road-side besides a bush.
Dude1: Be right back I'll go shoot the rabbit.
Dude2: Don't forget to aim high.
by milfpwn April 26, 2011
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Pointy earred rabbit

scientific name: Brennan Taylor

Silly rabbits that hop around sniffing the air with pointy ears. Not to be confused with the super cute floppy earred rabbits.
What a cute floppy earred rabbit! oh wait, never mind. It's just a pointy earred rabbit or a brennan taylor.
by woooobbuffet! March 31, 2013
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White rabbit

A person whose attendance at a social gathering guarantees your own attendance. This may be a crush, significant other, or close friend. Upon being told of their attendance, you immediately decide you will go.

Taken from the 1999 film "The Matrix" in which the main character is told by his computer to "follow the white rabbit" and shortly after accepts an invitation to go clubbing with his friends only after he sees that one of them has a white rabbit tattoo. This in itself is a reference to Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland".
Guy 1: Hey, you going to Jim's party tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm gonna stay in.
Guy 1: Aw, c'mon, everyone's going. Daniel, Tom, Tanya-
Guy 2: Well. . . yeah, ok, I'll go.
Guy 1: You totally only said that 'cause Tanya's going!
Guy 2: What can I say, dude? She's my white rabbit.
by Teenage dirtbag August 15, 2012
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