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queso

A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.

In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'

Translation in english:

Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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quem

the sound a penis makes when air is pushed from your piss hole. Penis Fart.
Dude, bro...my stomach hurts, i think im about to quem.

queeeeeem!! "what was that?" "sorry bro, i just quemmed..my bad."
by matthew maconahuuughhh February 24, 2011
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ques que

Spanish for "Umm Umm Umm" This word is usually used when searching for an idea and/or an outlandish excuse.
Teacher asks, "Boxer, where is your homework?" Boxer foolishly grins and replies "Ques que...my dog ate my homework."
by Pedo Vedo January 13, 2009
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Mech Quest

A mecha version of the famous Adventure Quest. While this game may seem interesting at first, it soon becomes repetitive. Instead of actually having fun and unique updates, they usually just have a lot of stupid shit.
Mech Quest team: "Heya folks! doooooooooom!! Were going to give you this really AWESOME update!! your going to have to kill monsters/mechas and then face a boss!!! then we give you some EPIC arms and shoulders!!!"

stupid 8 year old: OMFG YAAAAAY!!

Normal sane person: "Wait a second, how come all the updates have us killing 5-10 people then slaying a boss for rewards? And how come the arms and shoulders are at like, level 30+? That seems a bit high."

Stupid 8 year old: STFU BITCH! GTFO my MECHQUEST!!!!!1111

Normal sane person: Gladly.
by Sanderpower August 19, 2011
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quessie

me: hey, can i ask a quessie?
aaron: sure. :)
by bittersweetsunshine February 9, 2008
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Queshawna

a girl who loves her some fried chicken and light up shoes!
Always loud but completley fun to be around and runs into doors thinking shes Superman when drunk!
whoa is that Queshawna at KFC?!
by oh i think you know!! November 17, 2011
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Quesosexual

Quesosexual - a person that is sexually aroused by cheese.
Kerry moaned as she rubbed the small cube of Red Leicester on her lip. She was a Quesosexual in denial.
by QWERTY has qwerty was November 29, 2020
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