Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Putin

A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.

Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK

by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022

putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.

Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in

by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022

Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.

Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.

by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022

Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.

Putin

by the random. October 28, 2021

putin

Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.

Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.

by McScoundrel March 1, 2022

Putin

Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.

Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.

by valle3 March 10, 2022