Puck slut

Someone who hooks up with one hockey player or team

Alyssa Graff is a puck slut

by Fhhgghh September 3, 2016

Puck

A disgusting being abandoned by the world and all concepts which align with a good in some way. Some say it's the manifestation of evil itself displaying gross amounts of depravity, all actions stemming from extreme malicious intent and a distinct lack of any form of intelligence. It takes joy in people's pain to an unsettling degree and will try it's best to ruin any semblance of a life you had. Puck is known as one of the meanest beings to ever exist.

FUCKING RUN. IT'S A PUCK

by GayFurby January 10, 2022

puck yeah

1. To cheer for a great win or celebrate something or cheering for something new or anything for or towards or at an ice hockey or air hockey game
2. 'Fuck Yeah' while sitting next to a family at a hockey game.

actor A: this is the most powerful hand gun in a hockey game
actor B: PUCK YEAH

by kmvhmv December 1, 2017

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Pucks

"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.

DONT BE SUCH A SHIT PUCKS BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT PUCKS

by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023

puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017

puck

(Diaper lover slang) A large, thick, warm, squishy pancake of poop in the seat of one's diaper.

I see a big puck in your diaper.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023