Faze PUBICNESS

A person who is a TRYHARD, HASNT TAKEN A SHOWER IN A FEW WEEKS AND CAN SMELL IT FROM A MILE AWAY.

BRO YOU ARE SUCH A FAZE PUBICNESS!!!!.

by OSAMABINSAGGIN March 31, 2020

Pubic interloafing

The process of transplanting a viable hair follicle from one's body (usually the scalp) to their pubic area, to fill in bald spots or in order to gain more lustrous hair in the area (full bush effect). This procedure is usually performed by a licensed medical professional or aesthetician in a sterile setting, on multiple occasions, until desired effect is achieved.

Terry decided to try pubic interloafing to surprise Kevin with a fuller bush on their first anniversary.

by Ken Geddit May 19, 2024

Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

Pubic hair 2

It’s on ur body and by mens dick and woman’s vingia (were mens dick would be)I have it D:

me I hate pubic hair 2 it’s around mens dick and woman vingia it

pubic hair idc

by Guest6666666 October 30, 2022

pubic-mustache

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.

Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

pubic puff

An overgrown tuft of pubic hair commonly found in prior generation of men and women.

“Hey Richard, it’s been almost 3 weeks since I shaved. I’ve got a mad pubic puff going on.”

by Titter Jensen October 4, 2018