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Professional Gamer

"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."
by mastertoast December 23, 2008
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professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
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street wise professor

A street wise professor is like an O.G. but still on the streets doing what they have done for years. They are usually punks who have been around the scene to damn long. So they end up teaching the younger generations how and why they do what they do.
Any time I am stuck in a town on business I find the street wise professor to let me know whats up.
by Cheez (ED) October 19, 2006
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professor dick

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.
by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005
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Professional Desperado

1. A bold or desperate Professional

2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.

3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
by Rogerowen October 9, 2007
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Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.
"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."
by Jaolo March 3, 2008
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professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally
1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"
by JarvanSB July 1, 2009
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