procrasturbate

To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.

1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?

Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.

2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!

John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.

by dunebug October 15, 2010

Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

Procrastihate

The art of waiting to hate until it will have the greatest affect on the hatee.

Hater 1: See that guy talking to that chick? I hate that guy.
Hater 2: go cockblock him then.
Hater 1: Na, I'ma wait till he's done spittin his game.
Hater 2: So you gonna Procrastihate, NICE!!!

by IceColdNinjaBeast February 4, 2010

Procrasturbation

When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.

Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!

by LOLKIT December 13, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

Procrasturbation

A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!

He flunked out of chemistry.
Yeah, he's addicted to procrasturbation.

by eternal toddler June 1, 2016