preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂

#roland preston

by Roland Preston May 10, 2018

Preston

A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.

Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe

by Baljeet the 3rd October 29, 2020

Henry Preston

An individual who usually lives in his dads spare room, which 90% of the time has a single bed. The bed sometimes smells like hamsters.

Yo man, I had the roughest sleep last night. I was Henry Preston’d for sure!

by LondonBoi297 March 21, 2023

Preston ball

Blonde kid who is prob really annoying and white

Preston ball is like so typical

by James mccarthy December 1, 2016

Preston

preston is a gay twink that is a little bitch but everyone loves him. He tends to be a anger monster when he's not getting attention but that makes him likable. He has too many anime husbands to count.

me: b
Preston:no stop
me:bo

Preston:PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
me:boo
Preston: AHAHHDJNGNSIDKFJJSJCJCJDJSJSJ

by urshort October 27, 2019