Pregnant

It's when a boy sticks his d*** in yo p**** and it touches an egg in yo body and it creates a baby

Gf: I'm pregnant
Bf: OMFG I'M GONNA BE A DAD

by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020

Get Pregnant

The act of putting a woman in a mating press and fucking her until she gets pregnant.

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by bevelity January 24, 2024

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

Pregnant

What can happen to a girl after unprotected sex.

Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.

A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.

by UranusOne September 25, 2022

Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Pregnant face

Big, round, full face, nose spreading, getting larger.

Her body don’t look it but she has pregnant face.

by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021