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Accountant Personality Disorder

Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 8, 2013
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Big Personality

Another way to say that a girl has a fat ass, it doesn't seem inappropriate in public but all the guys know what you're talking about.
Big Personality big personality booty public butt ass compliment joke girl
by KangKong February 10, 2018
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personality disorder

What Bobby Knight has.
Bobby Knight hasn't had his Tropicana today. He is in a bad-ass mood today.
by Saints October 22, 2003
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Split Personality

A person who is psycho eg. Catrina from Ballarat
My split personality's name is shara and she went to the beach to have babies with Jack
by Jason. September 8, 2005
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Personality

Much like windows was on DOS, a shell/interface that makes interaction
with the animal insticts easier.
Some people claim that it has evolved enough to be considered a standalone operating system of a human being.
Truth be told they're just like linux users, their elitism wants to make them feel better than average Joe.
Just accept the truth, personality doesn't exist, you're just driven by animal insticts.
by asdf666 January 21, 2009
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personality like a brick wall

a person who has no personality. usually some lazy fucker working at mcdonalds. of course i probably would have no personality if i cleaned shitters for a living or flipping damn hamburgers
That motherfuking asshole that cleans restrooms said nothing to me when i said hi
by Fuck yourself May 13, 2005
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Bubbly Personality

A term used to politely say to someone that their friend (usually a girl) is fat and you won't be seeing them any time soon.
"Heya paldinho, what do you think of Kourtney?"
"She has a bubbly personality!"
(You then walk away)
by Fearnley123 July 20, 2016
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