by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

by daboss112 September 13, 2023

by FlyingHamster June 3, 2017

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

When something is disappointing, not up to your standards, or when things aren’t exactly going your way.
by Zandyce November 5, 2018

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana
1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.
2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!
2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!
by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025

by c0rn 0n the c0b November 23, 2021
