you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 12, 2007

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 6, 2005

America’s Poodle

nickname from George W. Bush for Tony Blair

America’s Poodle wanted to eliminate pay for the Royal Family.

by Coop Dupe January 9, 2020

Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

Panty Poodle

The visible pubic hair seen out the sides of a woman's bikini.

Did that woman lose her razor? She has massive panty poodle.

by 58GTR June 28, 2019

Different cups of tea for different poodles

1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks

1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.

by a,sjdb March 7, 2024

poodle panties

A female known to have a heavy thick wavy curly bushy boasting muff in her britches!

That girl got sum poodle panties son! She had hair bustin out her zipper!

by Boog Woog March 12, 2015