finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

powder in the pooch

when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9

julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready

erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited

by sorenxiv February 13, 2024

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

khuchi pooche

A person with male genitals dressed as a woman.

Bob met a khuchi pooche on the plane to Thailand.

by kountryfried February 27, 2021

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

POOCH

Noun
pooch (plural pooches)

(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.

File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch

Jack IS A POOCH

by QP13FG August 17, 2018