Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 27, 2018

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 22, 2023

hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 19, 2007

khuchi pooche

A person with male genitals dressed as a woman.

Bob met a khuchi pooche on the plane to Thailand.

by kountryfried February 27, 2021

Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022