Angst Pony 

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"

Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"

Angst Pony by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010

Dog and Pony Show

A military expression for something so outlandish that you can’t believe it’s actually happening right in front of you. It comes from the low end dive bars in the Philippine islands where they sometimes have live sex acts with women on stage having sex with dogs & miniature horses or a pony.

The government is so screwed up.; Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns into a real dog and pony show. It makes you sick to watch it but, somehow you just can’t take your eyes off of it because your mind can’t actually process what you’re seeing.

Dog and Pony Show by aadave1 May 4, 2019

Ponyover 

A state of being that can only be achieved after going to Pony. It is far-worse than a normal hangover.
A Ponyover can alter ones body clock, physical abilities and perception of reality for up to several weeks.
Comparable to jet-lag, if you had just flown around the world 5-times.

Eg. 1
"Hey man, should we get some breakfast?"
"Its 4.30pm"
"Shit. Ponyover."

Eg.2
"I should definitely NOT be driving. I have a Ponyover."

Eg.3
"Happy hump day!"
"Fuck off, i still have a ponyover."

Ponyover by Pony Ambassador May 19, 2008

Driftless Pony Club 

A Chicago based Indie band, one fourth of which has the power to make Explosion Wednesday a thing. Explosion Wednesday SHOULD be a thing.

"Hey, did you go see Driftless Pony Club last Explosion Wednesday?... Not that it's a thing."
"Yea they were great... except for CRAIG, who kept not making Explosion Wednesday a thing."

Driftless Pony Club by Henry, the Observer October 25, 2011

The Limping pony 

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

The Limping pony by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

pony niche 

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.

Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.

pony niche by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010

pony sexuality 

No one knows what this means.

Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)

Person A: "What's a pony sexuality?"
Person B: "No one knows. Not even google."

pony sexuality by Frisk The Chocolate Lord July 3, 2022