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pistachio

A woman of loose moral character.
Further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

Coming from the Ludacris line "I was with some nasty ho's eatin' pistachios."
"Alright, you can have the room tonight, I'll sleep in the lounge. Just make sure that this pistachio doesn't touch any of my stuff."
by PH Loom June 21, 2007
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PITA

Short for a person who is a real pain the the ass.
Damn the pita is here again!
by Demogirl February 12, 2008
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PITA

1. (noun) An acronym for the phrase "PISS IN THE ASS"
2. (noun) The act of one pissing in another individual's asshole.
Jon: "Dude, I finally did PITA with her last night. It kinda grossed her out though..."
Jim: "You actually PISSED in that girl's ASS? You're one sick motherfucker."
by Jimmyism September 16, 2009
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PITA

by Anitra January 20, 2007
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pittangel

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.
Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.
by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006
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piptard

Only applicable on the coolest fora ever:
A fucktard, but the word fuck has been replaced with the word pip, due to annoying censors.
"James Blunt is a piptard."

"You're such a fucking piptard."
by Apparatus October 21, 2007
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pintagious

Pinterest addict that references pins daily and attempts to convert all non users to follow their compulsion.

1. A Pinterest addict who continually attempts to convince others that they need to join in their contagious pinning fever. Unable to control compulsion to make everyone understand how cool this is.

2. Someone who has been infected by a daily pinner with constant reference to new pins and new discoveries via Pinterest. Constantly- Until they too become pintagious.

3. Develops into a psychotic episode by gradually limiiting mental abilities to categories, pins and likes. Short attention span of 5 to 10 seconds followed by endless hours of searching for nothing in particular. But finding the best stuff ever.

Danger: capable of being transmitted by bodily contact with an infected person or object: see pintagious diseases.

Once exposed rapidly spreads within hours. No known immunity. People with prior control limits in FB may be in more danger.

Tends to spread from person to person very rapidly, especially in circles of friends, co- workers and families.

Only prevention is complete removal from grid and no computer exposure at all. Some experts saying more dangerous than drugs or porn. (Read more at wearescrewed.con)
She has been pintagious for weeks now; constantly referring to a pin or trying to convince non users to join.

Jane is so pintagious lately. There isn't a conversation that doesn't revolve around a "pin" or a new upcycle project discovered on Pinterest.

Our mental clinic specializes in habilitating the Post pinterest community by re-aquainting them with the outside world.
by Hawaiian Dawn October 14, 2012
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