Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.

Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!

by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018

nalaskian pipeline

when a female freezes her shit then takes it and masturbates with it.

oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!

that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!

by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009

Pipeline

Crazy turn of events, unexpected path to go down.

Wow you broke up with your partner and got kicked out of Mexico, what a pipeline!

by Ratqueenthethird December 28, 2024

Samurai Pipeline

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline

Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad

by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016

Pipelined

a degree on inebriation which normally results in blackouts and/or fatherhood. Often frequented by people who like to rock out with your cock out

Rockstar One: Braaaaa i need to get pipelined tonight
Rockstar Two: I concur

by kungfujew73 April 7, 2010

East Albanian Pipeline

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.

Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022