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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.
Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.
by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023
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Pipelined

a degree on inebriation which normally results in blackouts and/or fatherhood. Often frequented by people who like to rock out with your cock out
Rockstar One: Braaaaa i need to get pipelined tonight
Rockstar Two: I concur
by kungfujew73 April 7, 2010
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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Samurai Pipeline

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad
by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016
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Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024
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Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018
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Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.
I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.
by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020
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