Physics

(n): A discipline concerned with the physical sciences which seeks to explain the natural laws that surround us by way of inventing imprecise measuring techniques and devices, forcing computer science students into having to suffer through 5 credit hours of pure nonsense which will have no bearing on their goals or their future, minus the fact that physics really does play a part in daily life--albeit hidden in the shadows, not playing any part in earning the daily bread, and having nothing to do with algorithms or data structures. Anyone who believes this is an integral part of a computer science degree should go suck eggs.

"Chemistry and Physics make up the physical sciences." "Physics should play no part in a computer science degree." "Unless someone is a student of physics, introductory physics should be the most any computer science student should have to endure." "Physics is a punishing and traumatic event in the academic life of the computer scientist, even if they're a 4.0 (A) student." "I taught chemistry while earning my CS degree, so don't get me wrong, I simply have a distaste for physics because the lab instructor was determined to prove the law of conservation of pain--the herpes rash around his anus transferred into anal retentive atmosphere in his lab."

by Computer Scientist January 20, 2006

Physiomance

n. A close, non-sexual relationship with one's physiotherapist.

"I need him. He makes me feel so good. When I have to go without him for a while, I yearn for his firm touch. Wow, I've totally got a case of physiomance..."

by in.del.ible January 5, 2010

PHYSCO MODE

When someone is so crazy HE GOES PHYSCO MODE this tier of craziness can be only achieved by physics experts and that's why it's spelled (ph)ysco and not psycho

Dude I finally discovered the cure to cancer

Oh shit you went PHYSCO MODE for this one

by Expertineverythingaboutthots February 20, 2019

Physics

Sex. Based on the idea of "Let's Get Physical"

The study of forces involving pelvic regions.

Hey baby, you wanna study some physics back at my place?

by Jonhathan Doe December 31, 2007

physio

Rubs people furiously till all there acs and pains are gone......

Eimear the physio rubs people furiously all day long especially lonely men with old sports injurys.....

by eimearrubspeople December 20, 2008

Double Dare physical challenge

A challenge given to a contestant of the 80's game show Double Dare. This challenge typically requires a physical element.

Luis: Ok soldier, you completed the five finger discount challenge, but, to become an honorary Mexican, you must learn the art of crawling under really sharp fences.
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

Greek Physique

A term used to describe a person who is fit but has a tiny dick

“Noah has a Greek Physique”
“Dang I feel bad for his girlfriend”

by Broblo December 14, 2020