Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Smart-phoning

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.

Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''

by SvenFromMinecraft July 27, 2019

Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.

Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press

by Lisaann December 13, 2019

Zyko Panini Maker

A person who cooks panini's for panda's.

Elijah is such a good zyko panini maker.

by ShayBuddy5304 October 23, 2020

Concrete panini

an act in which you place your balls on concrete and have another concrete brick placed on top. Have a bystander jump on the brick to explode your balls and create a concrete panini. Cheese can be added for extra fun.

Omg last nights party was so fun, we gave Lazarrfit a concrete panini.

by 12345aleksnot7 June 21, 2021

Knuckle panini

Just like a knuckle sandwich but the hand has to be extra warm and sweaty

Person 1: damn!! You really gave him a taste of your knuckle sandwich!

Person 2: Eh.. it was more of a knuckle panini just because how anxious I was.

by Potato_chat June 30, 2021